7/7/10 12:49 pm
High school was nothing like I expected. College is nothing like I expected. I never got that boyfriend I've wanted since the fourth grade. I never got those boobs I've wanted since the second grade. I smoked the things I swore I wouldn't. I no longer feel like wearing the pvc goth boots I was saving for adulthood. Never learned how to walk in heels. Never fucked in a backseat. Never...got a tan, in a bikini, at the beach, while playing volleyball. So, never in a Hollister commercial. I find that things I've been 'saving' for the past decade are all going to be great for when I'm a teacher. If I'm a teacher. School supplies and career clothing, shoes I think my kindergarten students will get a kick out of.
But I'm just such a fucking SLUG, and that makes everything stressful and rushed and procrastinating is just a physical part of me. I drag everything. So I'm in the market for a natural form of speed. I guess we'll see.